er, with gobs of jelly in it? Never you mind those babes nursing at your breasts. Eww. Look at those nasty things! I say wean that bub, whether they be 5 weeks or 5 years, right now and you get yourself fixed up.
Oh yes. And first you have to get all smutty with some guys you don't know, but really, we've all done that and gotten nothing for it so this is a step up!
Sound as FABULOUS to you as it does to me? Then get yourself all pretttied up, and head on over to Myfreeimplants.com! 
Please, head on over there. The girlies run the gamut in age and we're missing someone just like you. Oh, and I'm getting a sick headache just imagining those yucky t*ts of yours. Run! No, that's a worse image, just click on through and join. If yours are anything like mine, they need some uplifting and not the kind just any sweet talker can do......oh I hope they'll have me!
At your service, LD
things just fall into your lap...or as in this case your laptop.
I was searching for a site I saw a while back with a lady that eternally falls through a sky of bubbles because there are days I feel like I'm falling. And like this lady, I feel like I am forever contorting myself trying to get things done, organized, and just right. Or right enough. On this site you can use your mouse to control where this gal falls or just allow cyber nature to take it's course and sit back and enjoy.
So whilst I was looking for this site I found one where Hillary Clinton is endlessly falling. I'll bet she's feeling somewhat like this now. And so I thought I would share. There is also one for George Bush should you prefer to watch him fall. I think it would be great to have the ability to add any face to this body. Might be fun, kind of like a cyber voodoo doll where no one gets hurt and you get your frustrations out.
With great ideas like these I should run for President. LD
Pocketbooks empty as the dozens of tubs, tubes, bottles and jars on the counters of your bathroom? Join the club. It seems we all know we're becoming a nation of unhealthy people yet most of us do nothing about it.
LD's not just anyone.
She recommends a book.
A book you say?
Yes. A book. Read it and then if you'd like you can eat it, for it contains more nutrients, fiber in the form of tree bark I think, than most of the processed foods that many of us are consuming on a weekly, if not a daily basis.
"Death by Supermarket: The Fattening, Dumbing Down, and Poisoning of America " by Nancy Deville, addresses this issue and gives great insight on how making small changes can add up to big returns in your health investment.
Reading this practical advice and, here's the tough part for most, following it, you can begin to fairly quickly see the effects on your life and the lives of those around you.
We all should have started yesterday, make a promise to yourself to start today. And tell me how it goes. Heck, maybe I'll start if it goes well for you. -LD
I've been reading a lot about going green. I actually tried being a 'green mum' when my twins were born. Had no idea about it when my J was born just 8 years ago. Seems I wisened up a bit in just 5 short years, yet not enough! hehehe
I bought a whole stash of cloth diapers. I mean a stash! About $1000 worth, and tried 2 of them. Twice.
I just didn't really understand the intricate details of how to use them, what to buy, how to launder, etc. etc. and I fell prey to the fancy shmancy marketing. All of the websites touting,' These diapers are so easy your husband will love'em!
Really?
Wow!
I'll take 300!
I rememeber getting my numerous boxes and showing my grandmum after telling her I planned on CD Dahl and Lola and she told me they were like any CD she'd ever seen! hehehe
Oh their bums did look particularly yummy! All full and padded. They looked like if you dropped them on their bums they'd bounce strait up and possibly hit the ceiling like a basketball for certain.
I adored the look. I adored the feel. Yet I felt very lost.
So I joined the many others and filled the landfills with yet thousand and thousand of disposables that will outlive many generations 
Probably the only thing that will be around when my childrens' great x5 grandchildren are adults.
I want to get to the heart of what you ladies and any gents, consider being green. What do you do, things great or small, on a daily, weekly, monthly basis, that you feel would be easily incorporated by others, to keep the world a healthier enviornment for our children and future generations in general.
Just one or two things. Even if you haven't yet begun. If it's only something you've read. By sharing it, perhaps, maybe, just maybe, someone else will be inspired to begin this very day and you will, unknowingly have positively affected Mother Earth.
Now how's that for a start to the week!
(Please note I may use some of your submissions on my blog, or on another forum I belong to so to help spread the word on small ways anyone can help to change or diminish their own carbon footprint)
As Kermit always says, it's not easy being Green, but hey, nothing spectacular ever comes easily.
LD
She can't sing. She can't dance. She can't parent. She can't exercise, but boy does she apparently eat!
Sheesh. I wake this morning to I don't know how many news stories, blogs,blurbs and blips of what a trainwreck Britney Spears performace at the MTV awards was. Um, so what?
Things to note:
So let's give her a break girls. Let's lift her up a bit. Pull in the claws. Let's show the world that women can and choose to be kind and caring and refute the animalistic ways the media would love us to adopt. They only corrupt our own minds and plant the seed so that next time we're out of the shower and catch a glimpse of out selves we'll know just a bit how Britney may have felt. Hopefully by doing this enough, we'll not only change our outlook on the world but help others to do the same by discontinuing this gossip about misfortunes people have. Lets instead pass along stories of hope and gladness. Let our children and our neighbors hear us spreading warmth upon one anothers' hearts and minds so that they inturn learn to do the same and the chain becomes stronger. So that less of these blog posts become about Britney and and the like and more about improving our lives.
Join me?
Please make a pledge to write something inspiring and ask others that you know to do the same.
LD
Who has it sweeter? Shiloh or Suri? I want to hear why you think what you think...I'm just confused.
Today I was surfing (I love saying that! I can't swim offline, let alone surf) the net and came across this question to Miss Manners. I was appalled and knew it was something that I needed to share with my readers, who, en masse,are of course, thoughtful, intelligent people. Not to mention they have excellent taste!
Read on and let me know what you think.
Dear Miss Manners,
Two local kids in town (age 12-13) had a dance in their parents' backyard. They invited everyone, but gave out VIP bracelets to special friends so they didn't have to pay for anything. They charged all the others $2 to get in plus for food and pop They also had a VIP room that none of the other children were allowed in.
I do not have children that went to this event, but as a parent in general I couldn't believe that another parent would approve of this. How could they not even think of how this would make others feel? We live in a small town and there were about 40 to 50 kids that attended. When I asked what the kids were going to do with the money they raised, the parent laughed and said she didn't know. Am I out of line in thinking this way?
Gentle Reader,
Where did those children learn their manners—from nightclub bouncers? No, wait. From their parents. It is indeed becoming widespread to think of so-called guests as customers who must pay their way in cash, food or presents. To single out only some of them to that way only makes it worse.
Miss Manners trusts that you and others are teaching your own children the meaning of hospitality so that they will never be tempted to accept such insults.
This is all fine and good. I understand where this person is coming from asking this question of Miss Manners, but how did this affect the the rest of us? Specifically me? I wasn't invited to this party, let alone given a VIP all access bracelet. Let this be the topic of discussion.
