Technically they are right (I don't know how I feel about they, they come across as knowitalls, but sometimes, just sometimes, I want to be one of the theys....) but I've found a mighty good set I think every parent should have!
er, with gobs of jelly in it? Never you mind those babes nursing at your breasts. Eww. Look at those nasty things! I say wean that bub, whether they be 5 weeks or 5 years, right now and you get yourself fixed up.
Oh yes. And first you have to get all smutty with some guys you don't know, but really, we've all done that and gotten nothing for it so this is a step up!
Sound as FABULOUS to you as it does to me? Then get yourself all pretttied up, and head on over to Myfreeimplants.com! 
Please, head on over there. The girlies run the gamut in age and we're missing someone just like you. Oh, and I'm getting a sick headache just imagining those yucky t*ts of yours. Run! No, that's a worse image, just click on through and join. If yours are anything like mine, they need some uplifting and not the kind just any sweet talker can do......oh I hope they'll have me!
At your service, LD
Dear St. Patrick, I think you're a nice enough guy, and really appreciate the fact that you're trying to get children to eat a more healthy fare but this is not the way.
My kid's no fool. You know that old saying ,' You can't bulls**t a bulls**tter?' No, I guess it wouldn't fit in this instance......um, we're no fools. Got it? Not take your green peppers and stop trying to pass them off as four leaf clovers. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice......you will NOT make a mockery of my children! Momma may have allowed it with me but now, older and wiser, I am on to the game brother!
LD
For those of you interested in trying this sham of a clover, it won't bring you luck, I ate a pot, about the size that would hold a hefty portion of gold too, full of them, and all I got was indigestion, but if you're bull headed them click through. The piccy will lead you strait to the recipe. Though should it work for you.....remember who loves you best and who showed you the way. ME baby! Me!
Look at what I pulled up on the local new channel's weather forecast.
Suffice it to say that normally this cartoon girl's hair is pin strait and rivals the hair of any girl on those Pantene commercials. Yep. Today is a day for short skirts, 5" heels, and plunging necklines. With a ball cap. Now to figure out how to get to the store to buy the short skirt, 5" heels and plunging neckline. Ah, and the young taut body to go with it without being seen!
I guess all in all it's just a day to hide out. LD
Then get with it! One of the best parts of being a parent is being able to tell someone what to say, do and think! And what better way than giving your little me a ride on the path to the correct political view? Yours? Yes yours! If you have an infant, are pregnant or planning a pregnancy (Woo hoo! Were you able to convince your honey? The Jedi mind trick? Or a little inebriation? The latter often works. If not there are many websites just teaming with ideas on deception of a spouse for purposes of getting pregnant) you're a lucky chick! I have found the most adorable way to start penetrating your progeny's malleable mind subtlety, and oh so chicly!
Donkey and Elephant Rockers by Zeiger Enterprises
There is evidence that rocking a baby is a good way to calm them, lull them into a state of mild hypnosis, where you can then whisper your beliefs into their little baby ears. Some things you may want to consider saying:
"Your Momma's for Obama"
"Long reign McCain!"
"Hill's a pill"
"Huck's not ...... I can't think of anything that rhymes......
anyway have a looksie at these. I think they are fabulous and so do you.
Politically correct in all her views, political and otherwise always, LD
I did it once. Had long hair one day and decided that it would be a good idea to cut it off and donate it. I did it. I looked like a puffalump. Only worse. I was perusing Etsy and came across this beautiful doll. I see so much of my young self in her story. 
Her name is Lydia. She wants to donate her hair to Lots of Locks. Yet she's not read to part with it just yet. Why ye ask? She's afraid her face will look round. I feel like I can't breathe. As if I'm watching some horror flick and the black guy decides to leave the group to go for help. We all know he's not coming back. I feel like screaming! Not you! Haven't you ever SEEN a horror film? The black guy never survives. It's terrible the society we live in where film makers kill them off like flies. This is how I am feeling about Lydia. SO helpless. Trapped, if you will, on the other side of the computer screen waiting with bated breath to see what happens next. Wanting, desperately, to warn her of the danger that lay ahead. Wanting to tell her that I have been there. I was the black guy that no one warned. I cut my hair. I looked like a pufferfish on steroids, only rounder and a bit more swollen. I want to desperately tell her to stay with the group. The long haired group. Let someone else go for help. Someone really skinny who will look good with a pixie haircut.
The anxiety is building inside of me......I want to scream -LD
If you happen to be one of the skinnies, please disregard this post and donate your locks to Locks of love. It's a great organization, and you'd be helping someone in need of a happiness boost. Maybe I didn't look that awful......
And for those of you offended please note: I have nothing against short hair, round faces, nor black guys. Film makers that kill them off? That's a different post
things just fall into your lap...or as in this case your laptop.
I was searching for a site I saw a while back with a lady that eternally falls through a sky of bubbles because there are days I feel like I'm falling. And like this lady, I feel like I am forever contorting myself trying to get things done, organized, and just right. Or right enough. On this site you can use your mouse to control where this gal falls or just allow cyber nature to take it's course and sit back and enjoy.
So whilst I was looking for this site I found one where Hillary Clinton is endlessly falling. I'll bet she's feeling somewhat like this now. And so I thought I would share. There is also one for George Bush should you prefer to watch him fall. I think it would be great to have the ability to add any face to this body. Might be fun, kind of like a cyber voodoo doll where no one gets hurt and you get your frustrations out.
With great ideas like these I should run for President. LD
I've always wanted to be that person. I try. I make myself a bit crazed doing it too. So this little pair of felines really touched me. From me to you. How I feel. That is all. Thank you. Good bye. Stop reading. The post is over. My fingers are getting tired and if you were any kind of friend you'd stop this cruelty right now. Exhale.......thank you. Love, LD
